Gee I wish I had a magic wand to help me with my woes.
How I’d love to waive it round
and improve my soul.
I can see it now…
All strife would be gone
And my boxes packed
And, if my magic strong enough
maybe even moved.
But alas I have just me
to get all this stuff done.
So get up off your arse dear girl
There’s packing and moving to be done!