God and the Answering Machine

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Karina's Thought


What if God had voice mail?
voice-mail-service I have learned to live with the answering machines
as a necessary part of modernization.
But I have often wondered
what if God decided to install voice mail?
Imagine praying and hearing this….

“Thank You for calling my fathers’ house
Please selects one of the following
four opinions…..

Press 1 for Requests
Press 2 for Thanksgiving
Press 3 for Complaints
Press 4 for all other inquiries”.

What if God used the familiar excuse?
“All angels are helping other customers right now.
Please stay online. Your call will be answered in the order it was received.”
Can you imagine getting these kinds of responds as you call on God in prayer?

“If you’d like to speak to Gabriel, Press 5;
If you’d like to speak to Michael, Press 6;
For any other angel, Press 7;
If you’d like King David to sing a psalm for…

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About sandrabranum

I'm a philosopher, dreamer, poet, writer -- not necessarily in that order -- and I get to write it all down and share it with the world thanks to the Wonderful World Wide Web!
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One Response to God and the Answering Machine

  1. Loved this, Sandy, thanks for sharing!

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