Tag Archives: silly antics
So Simple – Not
It seemed like such a good idea at the time: drive across the street and purchase a Sunday newspaper. Of course I neglected to acknowledge: (1) it was just barely past 5:00 AM, (2) it was still dark outside, and … Continue reading
Epiphanies And Fingernails
I have written before about Mom having long fingernails so that she could light her cigarettes. I’m just sorry it took me so long to figure out the reason for it. I may have been more understanding if she had … Continue reading
Me Britches Are Dirty
I’ve got this song going through my head: ”I get knocked down, but I get up again. You’re never gonna keep me down”… But lately, I’ve been wondering if perhaps I might stay down. You see I’ve been on this … Continue reading
Please Stop The Hammering!
Hammering. Hammering. Hammering. Neighbors, it’s getting old. I’ve been living next to you for over 3 months, and you’re hammering is getting to me. The noise makes me cranky, sad, envious, and countless other emotions I’m not sure I can … Continue reading
Breakfast: Whatever We Want
People still look at me crazy when I order out because I order whatever I want. If I want SOS (sausage gravy) on biscuits, that’s what I get regardless of the time of day or night. How many of us … Continue reading
Hey Boo Boo!
Last night I tried to piggy back onto my son’s WIFI and succeeded in screwing it up for him. He was concerned that Alexa (his wife) would be angry, and valiantly tried (while I cried) to fix the problem. Alas … Continue reading
Slow We Go
Traffic here is Ozark, AL is horrible for me since I’m used to country roads in the boondocks. Today I drove to the store and had to take a detour because there was a median in the road. I figured … Continue reading
Ha Ha I Won!
I bought a new “made in China” toilet seat over the weekend that was supposed to be a standard fit size. I was so excited when I got home because I really needed a new seat, but the screws were square … Continue reading
Haiku Observations Of Life
The Toilet Seat Toilet seats should fit Not slide back and forth on you Oh if it were true! Windfall Mailbox shows I’m rich! Envelopes have bogus checks Should have known better.
How Feisty Learned To Pee
Been reminiscing lately about childhood angst and silly endeavours; so I decided I would share some of them with you. I had a male miniature silver poodle named Monsieur Feisty (Feisty Booger for short). Being a male that was not surrounded by other males … Continue reading
